Portion of a transcript from the Harber Report (warning: porn involved)...

1 CONVERSATION WITH: Mike Armes
2 CONVERSATION INCLUDES: Captain Darrell Johnson, Sgt.
3 Tom Cox, Carleton Bryant, Eddie
4 Wassman
5 CONVERSATION DATE: April 14, 2005
6 CONVERSATION TIME: 3:45 p.m.
7 CONVERSATION PLACE: Mike Armes Office
8

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9 DJ: About 3:45 on the 14th
10 TC: 3:45, April 14th
11 DJ: I wouldn't want that to happen inside would we?
12 TC: Well, I had it tucked into my pants
13 DJ: Yeah, I know
14 TC: (inaudible) shirt, that was probably a mistake I thought it would make
15 it more secure by not doing that
16 DJ: that's the way those buttons are
17 (knock on door)
18 CB: Hello, Mike
19 TC: How you doing?
20 MA: just bringing it all
21 CB: got your computer
22 MA: (inaudible) just what I need
23 ??: (inaudible)
24 MA: Just put it down right there, I'm gonna...1'1l get Gus in here to set
25 it up for me....I've got a loaner over there
26 DJ: He told us he was gonna give you another one
27 MA: Huh?
28 DJ: He told us he was gonna give you another one
29 MA: he does ...well, it's not a brand new one, I got one out of the
30 garage downstairs at work I've been using
31 CB: You got a few minutes?
32 MA: Yeah.
33 DJ: In the garage or the basement?
34 MA: Well
35 DJ: I couldn't resist
36 (laughing)
37 DJ: you said downstairs in the garage
38 MA: (inaudible) they don't let me go in that part of the building
39 DJ: that's what you call an icebreaker right there, I'm Darrell Johnson
40 MA: Darrell, good to see you.
41 DJ: This is Eddie Wassman
42 MA: Hey, how's it going?
43 DJ: Eddie and I are here because we're the ones doing all the computer
44 stuff
45 MA: Yeah.
46 DJ: we wanted to kind of. ..in case we had any questions or anything
47 MA: Did you all find any porno sites on my
48 DJ: No, but we weren't looking for'm either so you know I mean
49 71: well, we've got our own eye on
50 MA: (inaudible) I've been..• I've been getting about a pop up a day
51 CB: On this one? On your new one?
52 MA: On, yeah, on on on...well just on...on••.1 got one just a while ago,
53 Jo...uh, Joan...uh, what's her name, Jo...uh, whose the lady that
54 was going to marry uh, I got one yesterday with uh, Brittany
55 Spears, photo..nude...nude photo of Brittany Spears and 1 got one
56 today of uh, J-Lo's girlfriend, what's her name?
57 CB: Uh... that
58 MA: 1 just delete'm
59 CB: If it's popping up it means there's something on it...the e-mail
60 DJ: Well, it could be spy ware or uh,
61 MA: I'll show you, I mean I. ...1 got one just a second ago...1 mean I've
62 never opened it (inaudible)
63 CB: So (inaudible) gave you that?
64 MA: (inaudible) right here
65 CB: an e-mail
66 MA: yeah, a e-mail right here
67 CB: (inaudible)
68 MA: that was (inaudible) uh, (inaudible) J-Lo caught in motel room
69 with younger guy (inaudible) I don't know how we can really
70 drop'm
71 DJ: Uh, you may ....you may have to set
72 MA: All 1 do all 1 do is open that thing up and pop those off, I've never
73 opened'm, but
74 DJ: Yeah, it may access Knox County org e-mail address any web base
75 (inaudible)
76 EW: you can access off the internet, it's the same
77 DJ: Yeah, see 1 only use web based e-mail and he's still got outlook
78 express, 1 don't...1 don't
79 CB: we spend about two grand a year on (inaudible) the ...
80 71: county?
81 ??: Sheriffs Office does,
82 CB: oh, in addition to what (inaudible)
83 MA: I've worked...J worked over ten years in NCIC and there world
84 experts at firewalls and everything else and I still get, I mean
85 people fig...
86 EW: (inaudible) is this?
87 MA: you know, people figure out to get that stuff to you
88 CB: Uhhuh